How To Fight Bed Bugs

Before your pituitary gland dumps a load of adrenaline in you and you start running with the old "fight or flight" survival instinct that's been built into you, just stop and think for a minute. Are you precisely afraid of a dinky piece of plastic? If you are then seek psychiatric help immediately. Who knows, living in a straitjacket might be fun, that is until you need to use the restroom.

You don't need to be a precisely good detective to comprehend you've been seduced by the zero interest rates, free trips to the moon miles and get free money back every time you swipe your card for prizes in your happy meal down at McDonald's. It sounds good but as you've already discovered living with a demanding plastic monster is not pleasant. Wonder if that's why they named one of them the observe Card?

Before you go into some kind of psychosis use the quest term "the gig is up-money, the Federal retain and you" and watch this video which was presented at the University Of Colorado School Of Law. Go ahead with this copy and paste rehearsal that will forever turn the way you look at plastic.

If you watched the gig then you know why it's not something you'll see on the Oprah show. Can you imagine the riots in the streets if this information were to become public? Don't worry it's one of those hush-hush subjects the banking lobbyists pay the politicians not talk about except for that one guy Ron Paul. Probably didn't get he is check and that's what all the fuss is about.

Now that you know the world isn't flat anymore it's time to reveal the last dinky underground which will allow you to divorce the card and never pay a penny in village money. Google "Ftc debt video" to see the tip of the iceberg in this government sponsored cartoon show. Bugs Bunny would have been great as the star but with all the bailouts Uncle Sam couldn't afford him.

Now there's nothing standing between you and a big paycheck except some egotistical, great than you debt collector that wants you to send him money for nothing. Just mosey down to Wally World and pick up a digital recorder so you can record those Ftc violations at 00 per pop and you might pick up some cheap sunglasses so you look the part of an unshakable "I-O-U nothing dude."

If you play your part well and let them talk dirty to you (according to the Ftc rules) then you could become the next instant millionaire in the plastic lottery. Use quest terms like "Man wins 1.5 million from debt collector" or "Woman Sues Debt Collector, Wins .1 Million" and don't forget thousands of smaller jackpots are handed out daily!

The final step in this debt divorce is to riposte those tricky variety letters that say if you don't deny this debt within 30 days then you owe me. To win the game you must precisely send a inquire notice for "proof of debt" or you will be genetically associated to a new bouncing baby card owned by the collector who will be getting a free ride at your expense!

Now you know how to avoid a hangover after a wild night at the prestige card debt saloon. And don't be embarrassed, it can happen to anyone! They've got these things called debit cards and everyone says they're not addictive and don't cause you any headaches at all. Might be worth checking out. See you at happy hour!